THE DRAMA! THE DRAMA!
Lindsay Lohan, God bless her, never stood a chance in Hell of being normal with a mother like this…
“White Oprah” Dina Lohan — through her gaggle of lawyers — has announced that they “â€œare sending a letter to Glee on the grounds that the show allegedly defamed” her precious child. (The same child that she DENIED had an addiction to Matt Lauer — the same child that she used in a custody battle worthy of Kramer vs. Kramer — the same child that is nearly TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD & has single-handedly flushed her career down the toilet because of her outrageous sense of entitlement…)
This latest lawsuit stems from the episode of Glee in which Gwyneth Paltrow plays a Spanish teacher. In it, Gwyneth said, “Lindsay Lohan is totally crazy, right?” and “How many times has Lindsay Lohan been to rehab?” (Answer: Three, including this time.)
Orange Oprah — I mean, Dina Lohan — went on to say, â€œLindsay has an issue that millions of people around the world are dealing with, yet â€˜Gleeâ€™ is treating addiction as a laughing matter.â€
You know what isn’t treating addiction as a laughing matter?
Going on the VMAs and making fun of your own addictions. No, THAT’S not treating addiction as a laughing matter.