HO HO HO HUM
Is Christmas over YET? I mean seriously, the kids are cute and all, although it’s kind of hard to even make out which Giudice or Gorga girl is which underneath all of that tulle and those ridiculous Anne Geddes on crack fascinators. But seriously…it’s August already, and Christmas in July is STILL going on. I feel like it’s been Christmas at the Gorga/Giudice’s for a hundred and fifty years by now. Okay, we understand you’re all learning a lesson about the evils of materialism, and reaffirming that family is the most important thing, while simultaneously showering your kids with lavish gifts and bickering with your cousins over the Who pudding and roast beast. We get it already, move on!
Isn’t there anything more interesting going on in WhovilleNJ than which kid gets what brand of baby luxe mobile from Santa? And I swear, if I hear one more Manzo or Laurita phoney family recipe, heart warming ritual, or old world Italian tradition, I think I’m going to barf in my Christmas stocking, just like Gia did. I have to hand it to the kid, that was the only dose of reality I saw on the whole episode. Those Waikile kids should take a few lessons from their cousin. So should the producers.
This season is like being home for the holidays only it goes on forever. New Year’s never comes. It’s like a French absurdist vision of hell. So I’m not surprised that I’ve been hearing a buzz around the blogosphere lately that at least ONE of the Housewives of New Jersey is going to get fired. So tonight, to keep myself amused as I watch yet another excruciating holiday party episode, and pray that they will finally get to the bar brawl in Punta Cana with the Chicago policeman who is now reportedly suing most of the Manzo’s including Caroline, I’m going to start making up my personal hatchet list of who I would fire, and why.
Want to join me? Hey, it beats a drinking game. Oh, and Happy New Year everybody!
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I am so sick of Theresa and her lies and her pathetic victimhood. I really wish she would disappear. The Manzo boys are BORING as hell. Especially Chris. How mama thinks he SO funny is beyond ridiculous. Only a mother could love that. Albie is half ok, but still boring. Ashley needs to stay in Texas and OFF the show. She adds nothing. What an immature 20 year old, she acts more like a 12 year old. Kim G you DO bring some great drama to the scene. YOU crack me up. LOL