(PCM) It is Wednesday, August 22 2012 as I write this. That being said, there are less than 4 months remaining before the Mayan calender officially ends. If you believe in the theories or predictions, the world will supposedly end on that date. I for one remain skeptical, but with television shows such as “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,” “My Teenage Daughter is Pregnant and So Am I,“ the intoxicating and overflowing cesspool that is “personality” from New Jersey, and the fact that Michelle Bachmann actually attempted to run for the presidency, I openly welcome the apocalypse if it just so happens to occur on December 21, 2012.
Need even more evidence that more would welcome it?
According to Kourtney Kardashian (say that fast without sounding like you’re having a stroke), her mother Kris Jenner “is on a mission!” for her daughters to produce a “football team” of grandchildren. Currently, there are only two Kardashian grandchildren, both the offspring of Kourtney and Scott Disick.
As terrifying as more people being produced with Kardashian blood flowing through their veins sounds, it gets much, much, worse. Two words: Kanye West.
The (what would you even call her?) reality TV star brought up the conversation about her mother in a recent interview for a British magazine. On the topic, she brought up her older sister Kim, who is dating outspoken rapper. According to Kourtney, ”Kim and Kanye both want kids, so I guess it’s just a case of watch this space”.
Could one even imagine?
We all mocked Snooki‘s pregnancy, laughing up our fears that it couldn’t possibly get worse. “gulp”
Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death? Take me first.