Aside from raking in nominations at the Teen Choice Award  and launching fragrances that electrify teen queens, the Biebs is excitedly eyeballing his next niche: matchmaking. This new nine-to-five may not gain the seventeen year- old more acclaim than his R&B renown and pop personality, but he’s trying his promising hand in the trade with none other than…the baby of the Kardashian clan. Commercial model and reality starlet Kendall Jenner,15, constitutes the base of Justin’s longing-for-love clientele. As expected, little Kendall…Read full post

Ghost Whisperer star and marathon dater Jennifer Love Hewitt, 32, evidently has no problem lapping up another girls left-overs. 26-year old Ashley Hebert’s trash became Jennifer’s refurbished treasure when the Bachelorette chose now-fiance JP Rosenbaum on the series finale, leaving the loosing finalist high and dry. Lucky for him, a brokenhearted Ben Flajnik was only subject to a moment of bloody dismemberment on the bachelorette’s chopping block before Love Hewitt flew in like cupid to pick up the pieces.

Without hesitation, a…Read full post

The fanatical flowers that Dolly Parton freaks typically gift their 65-year-old country idol must not have made the grade for one fertile fan. Instead of a bouquet or a charming little teddy bear, the infatuated fiend gave Ms. Parton her baby.

After Parton’s her 1974 hit, “Jolene” went viral, her hungry enthusiasts went wild as well when they began to send gifts galore. Expecting the usual floral arrangement outside her door upon arriving home one day, Dolly was shocked to see an…Read full post

After falling terribly victim to a plastic surgeon’s knife and every other Hollywood overindulgence, the most hated reality couple have experienced an overdue epiphany about the dangers of fame. Infamous “The Hills” couple Heidi Montag,24, and Spencer Prat, 27, burned virtually every bridge in the City of Angels when they abandoned all friends  and acquaintances  for a sick infatuation with notoriety, materialism, and quasi-celebrity status. Since their trivial quest to keep up with Joneses, a stone broke Spencer and a swollen…Read full post

Political paradigms aside, U.S. Representative Gabrielle Giffords’ entrance on foot into the House last night was a sheer miracle that any humane heart could celebrate. This year brought in some scares for Congress as political rage reared its bloody head; on January 8, Gifford, a three-term congresswoman was the victim of an assassination attempt when she was shot through the head at a meeting with constituents in Tucson. Six other people, including one of her aides and a federal judge, were…Read full post

With representatives relentlessly  robbing the cradle, the slew of Washington sex scandals  this season reek of congressional misconduct. Can one truly be an agent for public sentiment when they’re willing to sacrifice their seat to mingle with America’s minors? This is the summer’s political puzzlement that ensued when NY Congressman Weiner’s revolting online relationships and Twit pics drove  him off Capitol Hill. And since Oregon Congressman David Wu was accused of inappropriate contact with a teen girl last week, our lawmaers’…Read full post

LA Ink’s chief man sniper Kat Von D, 29, has punctured Jesse James’ little black heart with her tattoo gun and blackened it further with the needle’s ink. After the misfit mistress declared her relationship with a married James, 42, last year, onlookers saw the cunning couple quickly headed down the isle. But just as James blindsided then-wife Sandra Bullock with his bad boy behavior and infidelity, Kat has chosen to leave the old man behind as another celebrity couple bites…Read full post

Despite what we perceived to be a psychological and professional revival, satirical king of stand-up Dave Chappelle may be back on the road to delirium. We saw the cultured comic crash and burn in 2004 when he insulted fans, abruptly abandoned his Comedy Central hit, “Chappelle’s Show”, and escaped to Africa seeking mental comfort in the motherland. Upon viewing his most recent act at a Miami Charity Show, however, we’re forced to question whether Chappelle’s 2005  return to the joke industry…Read full post

America’s chief advocate of abstinence, teen mom and single parent Bristol Palin herself, has been quite long-winded with her worthless words lately. After Mama Palin almost slid into the Vice President slot and chilled every spine in the nation, Bristol made her mother a conservative contradiction, bearing a baby out of wedlock. Since Bristol and her baby’s daddy called it quits, the recently acclaimed chatty Kathy claimed Levi Johnston took advantage of her wine cooler-infused buzz and robbed her of her…Read full post

We could hear the wedding bells, sounds of unforseen splits, and see the picturesque proposals coming from an altar-filled Hollywood recently. From the devestating divorce announced by Latin lovers J.Lo and Marc Anthony, to the long-awaited union of television personalities Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo, to the tender motion of matrimony Lewis Hamilton presented Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger, matrimony met fame in the hearts of stars this weekend.

Kim K look-a-like and pop star Nicole Scherzinger, 33,coined the exciting engagement story of…Read full post