Alright, Ashton Kutcher — come out NOW and tell us we’ve been “punk’d,” because if this is reality, this is just too much to process. I can’t. I really can’t. Not with this heffa. Not now, and not EVER…

As we all know, Lindsay Lohan turned down the golden opportunity to star on the next season of Dancing with the Has-Beens, Never-Wases, Baby-Mamas, & Other People We Really Could Care Less About.

Well, Dina “White Oprah” Lohan isn’t letting that get in her way…Read full post

Snooki is about to heat up Sizzle Tan on December 17, 2010 with a holiday party you won’t want to miss.  Party starts at 5pm at the Totowa location.  VIP tickets are available as well as general admission.  Call Sizzle Tan in Totowa, NJ for more information at 973-553-2340.

Zanessa is no more. Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have reportedly broken up.

The pair met on the set of “High School Musical” and have been dating since 2006. They even stuck together through Vanessa’s nude picture scandal that almost got her fired from Disney.

“They were together for so long. It just ran its course,” a source said.

“It’s nothing dramatic,” another source said. “There’s no third party involved.”

The couple had always kept their relationship pretty private, but the pair was seen together…Read full post

Because White Oprah can’t go a day without getting her name in the news…

Dina Lohan gave an interview to Radar Online where she fired shots at Glee guest star Gwynyth Paltrow. (Now, there are a million legitimate reasons to hate ol’girl Gwynnie…but this isn’t one of them…)

Sayeth the Spray Tanned Sage: “Lindsay is so upset with Gwyneth. Lindsay was watching it while in Betty Ford, then she called me and was upset and said, ‘Why did she have…Read full post

The Jane’s Addiction fan in me refuses to post the picture featured at Janet Charlton’s Hollywood link, so I’ll just point you in that direction so you can see for yourselves. Meanwhile, you can enjoy the picture above of the once-sexy Dave Navarro to cleanse your palate of that horrible, horrible image…

Tila Tequila — who, apparently, hasn’t gotten the message that WE DON’T CARE ABOUT HER ANYMORE — is not only driving a Lamborghini, but is driving Dave Navarro‘s stick…Read full post

You’ve gotta love bitter ex-wives: they don’t let anything get in the way of their screwing their ex-husbands out of everything.

Diandra Douglas — ex-wife of cancer sufferer Michael Douglas — isn’t letting her ex’s cancer treatments get in the way of her quest for every dime she feels she’s been left out of! Even though the two have been divorced for well over a decade, according to Page Six, the mother of junkie/convict Cameron is currently looking for legal representation…Read full post

Hillbilly chipmunk & bong smoker Miley Cyrus — I’m only mad that she didn’t call me when she was smoking some of that good-good! — claims, in her “memoir” called Miles To Go, that she spent her school years being picked on & bullied.

(Yes…Cyrus, at 18, penned a memoir)

But, according to an interview with a ‘childhood pal’ on Radar Online, the truth was actually quite the opposite. According to Nicole Mullen-Holm, Destiny — sorry, MILEY — was a liar, a…Read full post

No explanation needed.

Miley Cyrus

Thanks to TMZ

Celebrity spawn Willow Smith is too busy whipping her hair back and forth to worry about that silly old thing called “school.”

The chart-topper (ain’t that some depressing news…) told British newspaper The Telegraph:

“I never really get to go to school because I am always on tour or with my father. There is a tutor most of the time, but usually I am working so I never get to do the lessons. The worst thing about math is all the…Read full post

On Fuse TV’s A Different Spin, Blink-182 musician Mark Hoppus asked the legendary Ozzy Osbourne about Justin Beiber.

And…well…let’s just say Ozzy never fails to disappoint!

To hear his answer, CLICK HERE. (COMPLETE WITH PORTUGUESE SUBTITLES! How can you go wrong?)