By Allison Ruppino
Party’s Here… well it was there at Pacha nightclub in New York City on Saturday to celebrate Nicole Snooki Polizzi’s 23rd birthday celebration. The breakout star of MTV’s The Jersey Shore rocked a tiara instead of a poof for her special night as she partied alongside friends and family for her event, which was sponsored by Lifestyles Condoms.
She made it clear she practices safe “smushing†on and off the show as she had Lifestyles condoms placed at…Read full post

While White Oprah is speaking to her attorneys at The Law Offices of Scooby & Scrappy Doo about suing the producers of Inferno for wrongful termination and using her daughter’s good name for publicity (White Oprah’s contract with the devil states that only she’s allowed to do that), the movie’s director Matthew Wilder is moving on with a new actress in the role of Linda Lovelace.
Deadline Hollywood reports that Malin Akerman has officially replaced LiLo.
You might have already seen Malin…Read full post

She’s been married four times, taken hostage by a killer and even become a stripper to stave off bankruptcy.
So it’s probably high time Susan Mayer left Wisteria Lane.
Teri Hatcher, who has played the dipsy character in Desperate Housewives for seven years, is to quit the no-longer-relevant show – leaving its future in jeopardy.
‘She has another production deal in the pipeline and she is in…Read full post
It’s a shame that such a beautiful, talented actress could mess her life up so badly.
Matthew Wilder, the director of Inferno, tells E! News that after waiting for LiLo for months, they have decided to move on. This is what Matthew had to say:
“We are withdrawing our offer from Lindsay Lohan. We are currently in negotiations and working out the legalities of bringing her onboard. We have stuck by Lindsay very patiently for a…Read full post
Even though her previous ventures into perfumery and other “lifestyle†garbage have been a giant ball of FAIL, 41-year-old Jennifer Lopez and her husband, Marc Anthony, announced Thursday that they’ve teamed up with Kohl’s to debut two fashion lines.
Lopez and Anthony will each launch a clothing and accessories line for Kohl’s department stores in the States. Eventually, the couple said, they’ll lend their style savvy to a home goods line as well.
JOY…

No wonder Michael Jackson was so hell-bent on shielding these poor babies from the spotlight…
Showbiz Spy reports that Michael Jackson’s ex-bodyguard is to take a paternity test to determine if he fathered one of the late star’s children.
Matt Fiddes, 31, believes he is the biological father of Jackson’s youngest son, eight-year-old Prince Michael II (known as Blanket) and Mark Lester has also come forward claiming sperm he donated to the legendary King of Pop was used to father the…Read full post

Teen Mom star Amber Portwood has been officially charged for beating Gary Shirley, the father of her child, in front of their daughter. HollywoodLife reports:
Amber, 20, was officially charged Nov. 18 with two felony counts and one misdemeanor for domestic violence and battery. Under Indiana law, an incident of domestic abuse is considered a felony if a child is present for the abuse — which baby Leah was in both cases. Interestingly, one of the two felonies is…Read full post

And to think these people were once in “love”…
TMZ is reporting that Mel Gibson has filed for full custody of Lucia, his daughter with ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva.
According to the documents, in addition to attempting to take custody away from her, Mel’s lawyers will ask Judge Scott Gordon to award her visitation, but only with a monitor. And Mel’s lawyers want the judge to deny Oksana any overnight visits with the baby.
Mel’s lawyers argue in the documents that…Read full post
THE DRAMA! THE DRAMA!
Lindsay Lohan, God bless her, never stood a chance in Hell of being normal with a mother like this…
“White Oprah” Dina Lohan — through her gaggle of lawyers — has announced that they ““are sending a letter to Glee on the grounds that the show allegedly defamed” her precious child. (The same child that she DENIED had an addiction to Matt Lauer — the same child that she used in a custody battle worthy of Kramer vs. Kramer…Read full post